Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean....

Sean, just shut the fuck up and answer your own damn questions.

What the fuck is wrong with you? What did I do to you?

You did a stupidity trick on me, that's what.

What's wrong with asking questions?

What's wrong with not asking and then having a little bit of decency to find out?

But what's wrong with telling me the answers then?

You fucking know what's wrong! You're just fucking lazy to find them out for yourself!

But you know the answer, why don't you just tell me?

People get tired of answering questions too you know!

And I don't get tired of asking them? Sometimes I wish I knew everything in the world so I won't have to ask you and get fired at.

Maybe you should start talking like you know everything in the world, so I will never find out.

Maybe you should just shut the fuck up and get out of the left side of my brain, I'd rather have a new brain than to keep you.

Or maybe you should just get smarter and be totally self-reliant for once. Just shut the fuck up, and not ask. Just do it yourself. Saves alot of trouble.

Where's the humanity in you, Sean?

I don't know, Sean. You tell me.

So I'm not very knowledgeable right now, so what's the big deal? It's just a matter of time, right?

Well it's not happening quick enough for you so that's a really big problem don't you think?

Why is that a problem? Everyone's got their own learning pace!

You're just slow, and you know it. You're just fucking slow.

I'm quick in other ways!

But slow in ways that are necessary in this goddamn cruel world! You have to be cut-throat! You have to be quick! You have to be knowledgeable! You have to want to be better than average! You have to be the motherfucking best!

What if I don't want to?

Then START WANTING! ENOUGH SAID!

How do I start?

You start by lying to yourself.

How can I lie to myself?

Oh that's easy, I'm sure you are most familiar with that.

So how, Sean? Explain it.

Just tell yourself you are dumb as shit, and you need to work hard and do everything yourself, and you need to be smarter, and you need to work twice as hard as everyone else, and you need to be twice as smart as everyone else. YOU NEED TO BE SMART AND HARDWORKING AND CUT-THROAT.

Why do you sound so hateful?

Because the world is created by love, but the world spins on hate. You have to hate yourself to learn to love yourself.

And after all this, I still don't want to be all that?

Then maybe you have a problem living in the real world. Simple as that.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm doing fine.

Fine is not fine enough, Sean. You have to do better. MUCH, much better. Times are changing, but you are still stuck. You are very stuck. Like feet in solidifying cement. You have to get out before it freezes you in time. And you don't want to be like that, because people are ever-changing and ever-adapting. And you have to adapt FAST, REAL FAST.

What if I'm having a hard time adapting?

Then seek some fucking help, and stop asking questions! Your questions lead to nothing and nowhere! Stop living in the reasonable mind and DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING! RELY ON YOURSELF!

OKAY I GET IT!

NO YOU FUCKING DON'T!

YES I DO!

NO, YOU DON'T! I WILL KEEP TELLING YOU TILL YOU GET IT! THE POWER OF NAGGING!

DON'T MAKE ME NAG AT MYSELF!

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT! YOU HAVE TO KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH! BECAUSE YOU ARE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH, AND YOU NEVER WILL BE!

That is not true.

THAT IS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH. YOU ARE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH. NEVER, EVER EVER GOOD ENOUGH. YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF PERSON THERE IS, AND YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. YOU ARE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH, PERIOD.

This is way too much to handle...

MAYBE I SHOULD LIE TO YOU. YES YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH? SOUND FAMILIAR? HAD ENOUGH OF THAT BULLSHIT? IT'S TIME TO STOP. STOP ALL THAT NONSENSE. YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH. YOU ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH, YOU ARE NOT HARDWORKING ENOUGH, YOU ARE NOT CUT-THROAT ENOUGH, YOU ARE NOT DECISIVE ENOUGH, YOU ARE NOT ASSERTIVE ENOUGH, YOU ARE NOT CONDIFENT ENOUGH, YOU ARE NOT WITTY ENOUGH, YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT ENOUGH, YOU ARE NOT CHARMING ENOUGH. GOT IT?

Somewhat.

YOU ARE JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH. NEVER EVER GOOD ENOUGH.

I am not good enough.

YES, YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

I am not good enough.

YES, YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

I need to be better.

YES YOU NEED TO BE BETTER THAN BETTER. YOU NEED TO ALWAYS BE GOOD ENOUGH. IF YOU ARE ALWAYS GOOD ENOUGH, YOU ARE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH. AND VICE VERSA.

I'm not good enough, yes, I'm not good enough.

GOOD, YOU'RE GETTING IT.

I'm definitely not good enough.

GOOD, GOOD. NOW SAY IT MORE OFTEN. TELL EVERYONE YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH. SO YOU WILL FEEL A RESPONSIBILITY TO BE BETTER.

Okay I will.

SAY IT LIKE YOU FUCKING MEAN IT. YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH, SEAN.

I am not good enough, never good enough.

YOU ARE NEVER FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH.

I am never ever good enough.

I AM NEVER GOOD ENOUGH.

You are never good enough.

GOOD. EXCELLENT.

I am never good enough.